Monday, May 6, 2013

MOM, I have a booger!!!

...just sat down after an hour of battling the kids to bed...
"Mom, I have a booger!!!"
This is me...I am ignoring the situation, maybe the booger will disappear (the one time I would like to see a disappearing booger.)
Me thinking, really? REALLY, do I have to go in there one more time. REALLY!
"Max, do you really have a booger?" I hear Porter asked Max.
Max screaming, " I have a booger!"
"MOM, Max really does have a booger." Porter yells.

Ah man... a booger. Got a baby wipe (quicker than going and getting toilet paper) and ready to take care of this booger. I go in there, where is the booger? In his nose. "Blow Max." Max blows softly.  "Blow Max!" Max then takes a deep breath and sniffs in any booger.  "No, BLOW!!! PLEASE BLOW"... again deep breath, MAX SNIFFS and I am DONE!!! Done with the day. Good night kids as I leave the room...PLEASE NO MORE! GOOD NIGHT!